If you have a cat, I aussume your used to the, ''Why human?!?'' looks. and the messes, the war baths, and more.   those who want a cat, BEWARE.  heres a glimps of the funniest photo's I could find.


But first, CAT FACTS:

When you have a cat it lower the chance of having a heart attack?

Your calmer with a cat around?



PREPARE TO DIE OF LAUGHTER:








             

This cat looks like it put a mouse in a purse or a show and just saw your reaction.

It would probably say, ''Yes, I DID just pee in your new shoes!'' 

This cats idol must be garfeild. I just hope he doesn't have to deal with ottie.

''Yes, I am on your new lether white couch when I am shdding, and was in the rain''

''HEY!  DOG, SHUT UP! MY FAV. SHOWS ON''

*silence*

This cat might as well be saving its Catnip, or a fish. its probably saying,

''WHAT AM I DOING?!''

''IS THIS.... CATNIP?!''

this cats owner took drastic meshers to calm this kitty down.

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hello bloggers,


Its been  years  since the apocolyse has taken over the world.
our homes are dust piles, and our lives are ruins waiting to catch fire and be blown away.
nothing can stop this trap from ruining the world, exept me.
My name is Amber Haven and I know how to fight, and win.
No dust, fire, water, rock, or smoke can hurt me.
maybe it can but whatever.  
I found my power the day befoure the end came.


EARLIER...…..

I was getting dressed when a kind seant of waffles filled the air,
''Hurry!'' my mother yelled.  ''Your late!''   Why don't parents wake kids up when they are late?!
I wondered.  soon regretting it.  when I walked down stairs I found my mother crying, ''mom..?'' I sead.   my mother pointed to the t.v whitch was talking about a under ground volcano blew up my school!   I started crying.   ''m..mom? Did anyone die?''  my heart was saying nobody died, but as that thought reached my mind there was a earthqauk! my mother and me dove under our oak table
and felt the rattle, and crashing of our things and buildings near by.  we were still crying and I regreted my thought that I had in my room.




PART ONE HAS ENDED.     PART TWO COMING OUT SOON.



this is my made up story.  how is it?

WINTER WONDERLAND

hello, bloggers.


its been a nice summer, but the cold chill winds are here, and the only warmth is our beds.
how has you summer been? nice?  my summer was kinda boring.

we went to the park, outside, and that's mainly it.
this fall I got sick.  Bleh.
this winter, no snow yet, and only 14 (I think) days until xmas.
YAY!!!

winter is magical and cool.  (get it?)

I am gonna stay posted,

--Book-lover

Have you ever read,  "lemony snickets series of unfortunate events" ?
I take it, you might have watched it.  yes?
anyway,  the books are better,  down to Carmella spats sassy attitude down to count olafs one eyebrow.  All of the books were fantastic!
you should read the first book at least.  lemony snicket spands your vocabulary and makes books mysirious like a flow of wonder threw a simple piece of paper.
never judge a book by its cover and read a book to keep the librarian away!



your blogger, Book-lover.